Minka: #1 Bikini Buster

It's bikini day for the amazin' Minka. Wow! is the word. Minka no longer dances at strip clubs. The big-bust circuit that supported so many famous dancers is gone. Minka remembers the first time she danced in a club. "It was in New York. The club was New York Dolls. I didn't have any costumes. I was wearing Army clothes. Simple. But the men threw more money! The first time I was on stage, I was very nervous because so many people were watching, plus I didn't know when to take off my clothes. So I started throwing off my clothes, and every guy was holding money, so I collected the money! That's it! "I danced for four songs. I had to wear a G-string. Just topless. I would take tips between my boobs. A little trick I got from Lisa Lipps and Casey James was sometimes the guy would hold the money in his mouth, and I would take it from him by squeezing my boobs together. And I would always make eye contact with every man. They were horny! The hornier they were, the more money came out. I liked it. Make a man horny? I like it. Because of the look in their eyes. Look at Tiger Woods. It doesn't matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up here. A man's brain is down there. "My costumes were very nice. A lot of sparkle, a lot of color. But the men didn't care about my costumes. They cared about my boobs and my nipples. They'd never seen such big nipples! And they're pink. Very big. Very sensitive. "Funny story: One time I tried to go upside-down on the pole and I thought, 'I'm gonna die!' I'm not joking! I lost my balance, and after that, I never did it again."